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Sexy Flowers

Posted by on March 1, 2006 in Garden | Comments Off on Sexy Flowers

Ah, UK journalists have all the fun. Consider this opening line:

“DAVID Walton’s roses are red, his violets are blue, a nun thought he ran a porn shop and two vicars did too.”

As it turns out, this Amsterdam-trained florist “named his shop Sexy Flowers, an act that sparked concerns his blooms were really a cover for selling adult sex goods.

Two local vicars, a host of well-meaning members of the public and a nun all paid secret visits to the shop, believing that David may be a budding porn baron.”

Ah, the life of a florist. Never a dull moment.

Salford Advertiser – New florist stems sex shop rumours