Why Shop at a Local Florist: #4

4.  We offer a money-back guarantee.

Can you offer a 7-day vase life guarantee?  What about 5 days? 

"All of our flowers come with a vase life guarantee. Just follow our simple care instructions, and if your flowers don’t last a week, we’ll replace them or refund your money."

"Wrong color?  Wrong size?  Wrong address?  Wrong date? Wrong girl? We’ll take care of it. (Okay, it’s up to you to pick the right girl, but we can handle the rest.)  If there’s any problem with your order, we’ll send out a fresh bouquet right away or refund your money."

"Ever tried to bring wilted flowers back to the supermarket and ask for your money back?  Good luck.  If our flowers don’t last a week, we’ll replace them or refund your money."